Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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