love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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