I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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