I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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