three words: i give head
three words: not that well
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I got inside last night via doggy door
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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