sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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