I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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