I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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