Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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