you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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