I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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