you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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