whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
