I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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