He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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