Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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