Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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