Nicole vs. Life
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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