I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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