Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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