I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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