"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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