My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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