I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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