i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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