i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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