About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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