I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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