i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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