I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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