Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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