The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize