She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I think people are normalizing furries
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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