We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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