We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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