Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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