i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
not ubering you a puppy
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Randomize
