I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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