I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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