love makes seman taste better
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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