We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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