nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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