Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I believe in your delicious
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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