On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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