Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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