they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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