you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
What a dumb baby whore.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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