I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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