i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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