in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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