Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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