i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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