You're my little dorito
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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