All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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