You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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