when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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