I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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